Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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