found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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