How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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