using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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