no, he came in my armpit
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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