dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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