3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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