sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
