i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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