Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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