Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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