He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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