is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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