i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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