I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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