Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  : south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248) : south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran http://tfl.nu/ja8p
  Replies (2) Good night (947) Bad night (951)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get my message about your dog?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  no... is he ok?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): did you get my message about your dog? (1-248): no... is he ok? (248): no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry http://tfl.nu/keer
  Replies (16) Good night (746) Bad night (2949)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from England

  So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'? http://tfl.nu/cyi6
  Replies (28) Good night (993) Bad night (3258)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it? http://tfl.nu/y99r
  Replies (14) Good night (1024) Bad night (4288)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head. http://tfl.nu/4vvd
  Replies (10) Good night (3941) Bad night (1060)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire http://tfl.nu/uiq5
  Replies (4) Good night (1298) Bad night (1180)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona.. http://tfl.nu/wgkj
  Replies (5) Good night (2909) Bad night (1544)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday? http://tfl.nu/raf6
  Replies (14) Good night (2200) Bad night (1160)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time. http://tfl.nu/viaw
  Replies (1) Good night (1308) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up http://tfl.nu/86tf
  Replies (3) Good night (752) Bad night (1012)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced. http://tfl.nu/7rns
  Replies (14) Good night (2293) Bad night (573)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong http://tfl.nu/hvis
  Replies (3) Good night (785) Bad night (444)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things. http://tfl.nu/i4w8
  Replies (2) Good night (420) Bad night (372)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick" http://tfl.nu/b4qj
  Replies (0) Good night (383) Bad night (340)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed http://tfl.nu/mucx
  Replies (0) Good night (421) Bad night (392)

Randomize