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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

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  Yup.

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  Yup.

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• (818): View more from California

  I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project

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• (516): View more from New York

  VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR

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  He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.

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• (916): View more from California

  Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.

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  Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.

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• (415): View more from California

  I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.

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