like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I supernannyed him into submission
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit