Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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