Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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