Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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