I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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