Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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