Sry I called you an 8
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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