rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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