he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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