Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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