I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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