i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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