Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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