Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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