the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you traded sex for a burrito?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
