: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
MIDGETS
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They have beer where we have blood.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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