STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
pray to the hookup gods
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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