Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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