That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize