Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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