? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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