the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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