took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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