idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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