He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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