Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Are my feet made of real feet?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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