Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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