Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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