Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize