he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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