Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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