Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
