Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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