oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I need to stop coming to work sober
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize