what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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