She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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