it hurts more in the daytime
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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