One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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