You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
These tits shall not be calmed
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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