So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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