i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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