i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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