At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"