only you would photoshop your dick
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.