my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?